I swear that's what's happening in the air above our house. A Tooth Fairy orgy. Some kind of dental-type other-worldly beings are having themselves a grand old time knockin' boots up there, because there's some crazy-arse crap happening down here.
In the span of 5 days, Kitty Kat got 3 teeth. That's right.
Three. One on a Wednesday, and two more the following Monday. The fourth one is just waiting to pop through at any moment, forever taunting us with a little Dita Von Teese peep show. Tease.
And then there's her brother, who's had two loose teeth sticking out at disturbing angles for ages. One he decides to spit out during dinner last night. The other he decides to
swallow with his breakfast milk this morning. Not to be outdone by his baby sister, he sheds
two teeth in twelve hours.
What kind of freaky wild monkey dances are going on up there?!
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