Pillow Talk

A selection of some of the non-sensical conversations I've lived through in the middle of the night with my semi-conscious-yet-delirious husband.

Scenario #1
Him: Me and the dirate pirates. Yeah.

Scenario #2
Him: The Cat's got the small one, hasn't she? The tie story. The tall toy.

Scenario #3
Me: (waking suddenly in a panic at 7:40am) Quick hon, what day is it?
Him: Ummmm, Washington.
Me: Crap, no it isn't, it's Thursday! We're late! Get up!
Him: I still say its Washington.

Scenario #4
Him: Get over there for some fish.
Me: What are you talking about?
Him: Him. Turtle-Frog Boy.

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