Sucker Santa

Santa had his work cut out for him this year. First, he had to pull a double-duty last minute gathering of things for a London Christmas after he already had everything in the US for Christmas there. Because if you think about it, we can't wait for Christmas later since, as we all know, Santa gets across the whole planet in one night, so just because WE couldn't make it to America doesn't mean HE couldn't supply all his presents as usual. Fan-freakin-tastic.

Second, he really had to consider what he brought, seeing as we have verrrrrry limited space in both our house AND our car to transport gifts back anyway. So he very thoughtfully brought Mr T his requests of ....

a bucket of soldiers like on Toy Story.....

..... and some Bakugans.

Both were met with unbridled joy by Mr T, and appreciation from Big Chief and I for the space considerations.

Then the jelly-bellied fool clearly experienced a total lapse in brain function when he decided to bring THIS for Kitty Kat.

WTH?! Somebody been dipping into the Christmas wine a little early, Mr Claus? How the %$&£ ..... I mean, why on Earth ...... where are we supposed to ..... when did you .... who....... ?!?!?!?!?!

Heaven help us all. (now where's that wine?)